Falling toward apotheosis

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randomguy2015:

brain-damage:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg
witchcraft of the highest degree

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

^ ditto


Legendary

randomguy2015:

brain-damage:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

witchcraft of the highest degree

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

^ ditto

Legendary

(Source: mostlikelyloveyou)

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

(Source: vinegod)

tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

aragingunicorn:

reasons Aang is the best

dreamwaffles:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

My roommate tells me that one of the first nights we were rooming, she walked in, I turned over and said, “Did you bring the tomatoes?”

And made a sad noise when she said no. I have no memory of this.

(Source: best-of-memes)

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

Anonymous

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

brauerpower:

stepfordprepster:

agelfeygelach:

This is a very important dog. This dog has a good heart.

THE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURE!!!

Pup

brauerpower:

stepfordprepster:

agelfeygelach:

This is a very important dog. This dog has a good heart.

THE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURE!!!

Pup

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

(Source: jetstreamsamofficial)

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

(Source: ihyperbolize)

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992

The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

vegan-vulva:

touchmytentacles:

xghoststreak:

sizvideos:

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I thought watermelon just had too much rind and that was wrong until I saw the next gif 

This is so fucking helpful wow who knew I was preparing fruit so wrong?

i cut my kiwis in half long ways and use a spoon to scoop..kinda like an avocado..their way seems messier

(Source: carmen-summers)

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

hairandbrokenglasses:

incredible